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why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
are you sure it's a spider?
yes i am it looks like this
oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.
why is it in my room
and why do you know what it tastes like
@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like
nom nom.
what
yummy yummy in my tummy tummy
when and why did you eat a wolf spider
band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.
the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.
why was your solution to eat them
i mean, no one else was gonna.
The return of a legend
Does anyone know what day it is today?
like junetember 75th i think
march 33rd
its frickin april?
bullshit
It’s fucking Christmas you morons
It’s the 88th day of Christmas
it’s october 195
It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020
It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.
It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times
Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.
You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.
It is September 9728th, 1993
This post is wholesome
The only reason I know what day it is so far is because I’ve been playing Animal Crossing New Horizons every day. :p
I think I must be in the future cuz I’m going off Minecraft time
Halloween - 170 days. That’s my new calendar.
It’s Stardate 41986.0
I think it’s yesterday?
Sunday 2: electric boogaloo
It probably a wednesday… i think…
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
vanvelding