Lizard Wizard

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
when-did-this-become-difficult
cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

2-point-5

are you sure it's a spider?

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

yes i am it looks like this

image
2-point-5

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

why is it in my room

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

and why do you know what it tastes like

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

2-point-5

nom nom.

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

what

2-point-5

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

2-point-5

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated

why was your solution to eat them

2-point-5

i mean, no one else was gonna.

celtic-pyro

image
lizardvvizard

The return of a legend

when-did-this-become-difficult
revivinghenchy

image

Moon Palace Books is an independent bookstore located just behind Minneapolis police precinct 3 - the starting point of the riots last night.

When the police tried to set up barricades around the store, they said, “no thanks” and instead set up a station for protesters to get food, water, treatment, etc… They hung up an “Abolish the Police” banner in their window and are just generally badass.

They are also an amazing bookstore that is doing mail orders. Please consider using them if you are looking to buy something new to read.

duckandorpenguin

Positive reinforcement.

syrupcookie
syrupcookie:
“Diablo3 - Necromancer
After a long time of work and struggles along the way, my Necromancer from Diablo 3 is finally finished!
So many new techniques and materials I had to use; New worbla techniques, working with chainmail, casting,...
syrupcookie

Diablo3 - Necromancer

After a long time of work and struggles along the way, my Necromancer from Diablo 3 is finally finished! 

So many new techniques and materials I had to use; New worbla techniques, working with chainmail, casting, gradient dying a wig and 3D modelling.
But I’m honestly super happy with the results. It’s pretty mobile but the downside is that it’s really warm. Not really a summer outfit, hahaha.

I’ll wear this again during Pixelmania in Poland so hoping to get some awesome pictures of this costume!

the-sober-folly
baku

i think its very sexy how millennials are very anti-ad. like. ads were invented to encourage us to buy stuff. but me and all my friends? if we see an ad for something it fills us with rage. a pure hatred. if you interrupt my twitch stream or my stupid TV show for you stupid product i will hate you product for the end of time. i will spit on it whenever i see it. your ad doesn’t work on me. it doesn’t make me want to buy your shitty thing. it makes me want to piss on your shitty thing. fuck you ad companies. 

baku

ad companies: i know what we’ll do. we’ll make short video segments that show our product is a positive way so we live an invisible, subconscious imprint on the viewers mind that our product is Good, so that when they see it when they are out they’re more inclined to buy it

millennials: i dont drink monster, no. i was trying to watch an esports twitch stream and every 10 seconds monster got advertised to me. now everytime i see or think about monster, i am filled with a vile rage. i will never drink monster as long as i lie. i fucking hate monster so much

the-sober-folly
justsomegarbageperson:
“ harimenui-forever:
“ lostsometime:
“ i had a very illuminating conversation with a guy about 10 years younger than me that really put this change into perspective, which is this:
i have a very distinct memory, in my...
lostsometime

i had a very illuminating conversation with a guy about 10 years younger than me that really put this change into perspective, which is this:

i have a very distinct memory, in my childhood, of the moment of my disillusionment.  i believed that grown-ups knew what they were doing, and that the things that seemed so obvious to me had to be obvious to them, too (things like DON’T GO TO WAR IN IRAQ, for example).  i believed that, and had that belief pulled out from under me, so my disillusionment comes with a sense of betrayal.

a mere 10 years younger than me, this guy has no such moment or memory.  he never believed grown-ups were fundamentally competent, or good, or reasonable.  he never lived in a world where things didn’t feel constantly careening wildly out of control.  there’s no betrayal in his sense that the government has failed him - of course it has, it was always going to.  he doesn’t remember a time pre-bush, or pre-9/11, or pre-iraq war.  this is just what the world has always looked like for him.  so it’s not really a sense of “disillusionment,” actually - his generation never had any illusions to lose.  they’ve just been in this world so long it’s all they’ve ever known.

harimenui-forever

image

Born around the year 2000 gang

justsomegarbageperson

@nazi-puncher-blazkowicz this is legit.. Me

the-sober-folly
studentlifeproblems

Does anyone know what day it is today?

mari-sparrow

like junetember 75th i think

official-lucifers-child

march 33rd

violet--storm

its frickin april?

official-lucifers-child

bullshit

yashee-but-jjba

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

rheevalka

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

jordynthepotato

it’s october 195

leoismybookcrush

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

eggrollsandfandoms

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

a-cool-and-original-url

It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times

stevviefox

Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.

raimagnolia

You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.

secretroomba

It is September 9728th, 1993

nofilterzone13

This post is wholesome

batter-sempai

The only reason I know what day it is so far is because I’ve been playing Animal Crossing New Horizons every day. :p

deltaturtle26

I think I must be in the future cuz I’m going off Minecraft time

merfilly

Halloween - 170 days. That’s my new calendar.

rcmclachlan

It’s Stardate 41986.0

binary-armor-coming-online

I think it’s yesterday?

moonset-moonrise

Sunday 2: electric boogaloo

screenies-blog

It probably a wednesday… i think…

the-sober-folly
sabertoothwalrus

I’ve realized my Ideal Outfit is this:

button-ups, high-waisted jeans, and Docs. You literally can’t go wrong.

image

it’s perfect. you can dress it up or down. it’s flattering on any body type. it’s the perfect amount of androgynous, and it even has Femme and Masc variants:

image

Right now I’m wearing a botanical print blouse I thrifted off etsy and it’s from the 90s so it has shoulder pads sewn in. fuckin sweet is what it is

koko-nutte

to anyone who says that their body type wouldn’t look flattering in this sense of style- i am plus sized and am a firm believer you can wear anything you waNt and yoU caN WeaR thIs and LoOk AmAZinG

image
image

PHOTO EVIDENCE !!! YOU CAN WEAR THIS !!!!!

sabertoothwalrus

YESSSSS I saw some tags saying they didn’t think they were “skinny enough” to pull off this look when I clearly said it’s flattering on any body type cause it’s a good ass look !!!

ms-demeanor

image
image
image
image
image
image

After rigorous testing, can confirm: it’s a good ass look.

sharpthreads

I feel called out, but you’re right.

image

It’s

image

a

image

versatile

image

look.

sabertoothwalrus

all of yall are so valid 😭😭😭 I should have mentioned in the original post how good suspenders are. They’re so much better at holding my pants up than belts. 

also for folks with boobs that are saying they can’t wear button ups: just get a shirt a couple sizes bigger and tuck/tie your shirt and cuff your sleeves, or leave some of the top buttons open. It’s part of the Look but it’s also part of the functionality lmao. The style you’re going for is “I found these super ugly clothes from a thrift store that don’t really fit me right so of course I’m wearing them anyway”